Headline of the year

What would you write as a lead to a story involving over a story involving these elements?
* oral sex,
* ejaculation,
* and departure

Our favorite headline of the year goes to ... (insert drumroll here) ....



Radar Magazine, for its headline.

Here is the winning banner:



Men's Health-er
Eats, Shoots, and Leaves

David Zinczenko spends so much time on television plugging Men's Health, it sometimes seems he's less an editor in chief than a cliché-spouting celebrity spokesmodel. So if Zinczenko appeared to to be a teensy bit ill-at-ease during an appearance on Fox News yesterday, chances are it wasn't the camera, but the strange sensation of sharing a screen with someone who has experienced, and written about, his oral sex technique. Awkward! ...

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