Hey Scotty, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Democratic Underground has a page devoted to haiku written in farewell to Scott McClellan.

My favorites include

Number 1

Gannon's buddy...
The bigger the cushion
the better the pushin'?

Number 4

fuck you lying sack
of shit on a podium
you should be ashamed

Here is my offering, FWIW,

McClellan leaves and
that asswipe Karl Rove stays.
So this is good news?