Wednesday, December 20, 2006

the new rudolph

Shamelessly stolen from Daily Kos. This made me laugh out loud, probably because I've been teaching a bunch of Japanese 3rd graders how to sing "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" for the last two weeks. Anyway, the improved version goes something like this:
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names...
Until he got Dasher's liquor license at the Velvet Antler sports bar suspended.
And levied a $7.5 billion fine against Dancer Enterprises for war profiteering.
And revealed that Prancer was snorting meth while hooking up with a gay reindeer prostitute for "massages."
And shut down Vixen Industries for multiple OSHA violations.
And redirected subsidies for Comet's offshore oil drilling operation to Frosty's wind farm.
And nailed Cupid for tax evasion.
And sent Donder to the big house for insider trading.
And trounced Republican incumbent Blitzen in the midterm election.
Who's laughing now?

 

1 comment:

white raisins said...

'the new rudolph' has class. I have no doubt your family will also enjoy my retelling . . ,