A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow recently noticed an attractive air stewardess sitting next to him and thought to himself: "Wow, she's gorgeous. I wonder which airline she works for."
Hoping to woo her, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Airlines slogan, "love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and then another airline slogan popped into his head: He leaned towards her again and whispered, "something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look.
He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list. Next, he tried the Thai Airways slogan, "Smooth as silk".
This time, the woman turned on him: "What the f*** do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair and said: "Aaahhhh. It's Ryanair."
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Hmmmmm... In my experience RyanAir attendants were quite nice until you told them you didn't feel like buying any of their overpriced drinks.
And I thought they flew out of Stansted, not Heathrow.
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